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Bill:
So it looks like the hype amplifiah for a Red Sox v Yankees meeting has finally been turned down from 11 … I haven't evah been this complacent going into the Bronx.
Mike:
Seriously, I'm happiah than a Senatah getting serviced in public restroom.
Bill:
OK. So here's a question for ya — Why is it always the morality pahty that gets caught, literally, with their pants down?
Mike:
I know. It's like "Excuse me Senator Family Values, but befoah you launch into a tirade about the eeevils of homosexuality could you please take your hand off my penis?"
Bill:
How about his excuse? "I have a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that his foot may have touched mine."
Mike:
Holy shit, I haven't heard an excuse that lame since A-Rod tried to explain his ball slap move in the ALCS.
Bill:
Heh, you think Sen. Craig has a "dropping the shouldah move"?
Before I click the link, Bob, please please please let the kid be named Peyton...
That would be awesomely up-yours-ish of her.
Posted by: Kaz | 2007.08.28 at 05:12 PM
Damnit...JET Moynahan. Blah...that's so overly contrived to not make it worth writing about like it means something.
I still say Peyton Moynahan would have been awesome.
Posted by: Kaz | 2007.08.28 at 05:14 PM
Naming him Peyton would have been pure evil though. At least Bridget still stands a chance with Brady. No way if she named the kid after Satan.
Perhaps a good middle ground would have been to name him Drew.
Posted by: Bob | 2007.08.28 at 05:17 PM
Hey Bob, shouldn't you be at Pete's walming up for the big game?
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2007.08.28 at 06:17 PM
SDU-in your Bob.Dr.Kaz,and Buck's honor I grilled sausage,pepper and onions(just a hint of Srirachi)tonight. Here's hoping it scorches the Spankee's collective asses tonight.
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2007.08.28 at 09:08 PM
I know it will be scorching mine tomorrow :D
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2007.08.28 at 09:10 PM
Bah. That might have gone better were it not for Drew. Chump killed two rallies.
Nice close game, though.
Posted by: IkeG | 2007.08.28 at 10:24 PM
One down, seven to go. Damn, this is hard (no, Senator Craig, I was not signaling you).
I know what you're thinking, Kaz. If the Yankees and Red Sox run the tables in opposite directions, it will be because you jinxed the Bosox with your premature ejaculation, "Good night, New York. Tonight you learn to face west..."
You're right, but don't let it haunt you. OK, finished bloviating for the night... Back to watching The Bronx Is Burning on ESPN.
Posted by: pinstripe thunder | 2007.08.28 at 10:37 PM