Clocks are big, machines are heavy
In a group of office workers, a woman speaks:
No Soxaholix today. Dude says he's barely got time to piss, let alone encapsulate the day's Red Sox fan gestalt by way of clip art characters.
The woman continues:
Yeah, I know, right, what a friggin' whinah.
In some Arkansas counties, when you get behind a woman, you're automatically married to her.
And her mother.
Posted by: Bob | 2007.08.15 at 05:13 PM
Another 'lude Linds.?
Does the Pope shit in the woods, Robert..
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2007.08.15 at 05:13 PM
re: Geffner. Did anyone see the 'Futures' games on NESN this weekend? Boy wonder was calling the games, and they had some in the booth type promos with vistors, and the guy must be all of, what, 4'11"? And I think he was standing on a box at that. His monotone isn't any better on TV, in case you were wondering
Posted by: buckner was framed | 2007.08.15 at 05:14 PM
A confession - I'm worried about the Angels of California or whatever they are called this week. Can somebody say something comforting?
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2007.08.15 at 08:38 PM
Sure, SDU, I had tickets to 2 of the games (Friday's morning make-up from April and Sunday's mid-day scorcher)...but I can't use either of them since I'm headed to central Mass for a camping weekend.
I'm comforted by the fact that I'll probably escape torturing myself watching 2 of 4 against the Angels. I'm saddened to hear I might miss Buchholz if he pitches the morning game. :(
Posted by: Kaz | 2007.08.15 at 11:01 PM
This, Kaz, is in the nature of cold comfort.
Posted by: soxdownunder | 2007.08.16 at 02:57 AM
I can't believe I didn't find this site earlier. This is some good stuff!
Dirty Water
http://dirty-water-blog.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Dirty Water | 2007.08.16 at 05:00 AM
fuck you post whore
heh
Posted by: louclinton | 2007.08.16 at 07:45 AM
SDU, I'm going to Saturday night's game. I believe Mr. Schilling is pitching.
Posted by: Bob | 2007.08.16 at 09:08 AM