Getting so dizzy even walking in a straight line

Doug:
OK, I'm in a coal mine and my little canary is stahting to breathe unevenly ovah heah.

 

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Bill:
C'mon relax fercrissakes will ya?

 

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Doug:
OMFG et tu, Bill? Has everyone in this goddamn city got a bonah for Pollyanna or what?

 

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Bill:
Look, Doug, if I'd said to you back in Mahch that come mid-July the Sox would be 8 games up you'd have Pollyanna on a bah stool liquored up and letting you cop feels.

 

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Doug:
Yeah, right, and if I said to you back in Mahch that come mid-July the Sox would have failed to take advantage of the season's longest homestand, that they had allowed the Yankees to make up ground …

 

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Doug:
That they had once led by 12 games but have gone 3-6 since including getting their asses handed to them by the craptasticulah Kanas City Royals …

 

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Doug:
And that, oh right, they grounded in 4 d.p.'s in that game you'd be what, Bill, all "Let's pahty like it's 19 fucking 78?"

 

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Doug:
I'm not the one with a lack of perspective heah, dude.

 

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Bill:
Hey, you've got to concede that the 2004 club had their struggles, too, during the season.

 

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Doug:
What kind of revisionist history are you writing ovah there? Look the 2004 team got bettah as the season progressed not worse.

 

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Bill:
[Sigh]

 

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Comments

[SoCal BosSox Fan]

I watch games on mlb.tv normally but I am in the middle of about 10 days free MLB Extra Innings. Love getting the feed from NESN. My teenage son says Rem Dawg sounds like the color guy in his MLB Slugfest video game. Not the sound of his voice but the stupid stuff he talks about.

Anyway, didn't I hear that it cost $175 to throw a name in the hat for PORN?

[Sonoma Sox]

Pushing for CORN out here in PST land - power to the people!

First CORN event: big bonfire on the Commons where we burn pink hats (and the dumb cammo & black hats) and the idiots that spent 15 clams can burn their cards to be accepted as converts.

I'd fly home for that!

[IkeG]

I've had it ... this team has no interest in winning anymore. Fuck them.

[IkeG]

Can they avoid a frigging sweep against the mighty White Sox?

[Harwich Rich]

Shite-once again I miss all the good stuff (the posts,not the game)

[Fezzel]

I've been searching for the Red Sox Sign Language t-shirt for my boyfriend... we had seen it at a Drop Kick Murphy's show down in Va Beach and now I can't find it anywhere. He's deployed and I really want to send it to him while he's overseas so if anyone can help me it would be MUCH appreciated.

[Fezzel]

My correct email is Paradoxen@aol.com... Please ignore the misspelled hyperlink above.