Doug:
Friggin' Ichiro. Just when I was starting to envision him a Red Sox uniform zapping out corkscrew singles all ovah Fenway …
Mike:
I know. Resigning with Seattle? How do you say "What a pussy" in Japanese?
Doug:
Seriously. You know being old school and playing with one club your entiah career is cool and all. But when that one club is in a small mahket with a history yeah aftah year aftah year of always being kinda good but nevah evah good enough, well, that's just lame-oh-san.
Mike:
Some guys just don't have the nads for prime time, I guess.
