Doug:
Holy Birkenstocks — how many cahbon credits did the Red Sox drain with that wasted road series?
Doug:
I mean c'mon. We've got a frickin planet in crisis and shit and these guys jet ovah to Detroit just to get swept?
Doug:
And talk about a lack of renewable energy, hello Red Sox offense. It's like the powah grid in a 3rd World Country, one week you've got the juice, next week it's all candles and coal fires. No reliability whatsoevah.
Mike:
On the bright side, I'd rathah go into the All Stah Break having been swept then come out of it that way. I mean by the time Toronto rolls into town on Thursday, getting swept by the Tigers will be ancient history.
Mike:
And at 10 games up and the biggest lead in any division …
Doug:
Right. But still …
Doug:
We keep waiting for Manny and Papi and Drew and Lugo to "come around" you know like anyday now these guys are going to "come around" but what if they don't come around, what then?
Mike:
Don't worry — They'll come around.
