The Red Sox are just so, I dunno, so eloquent right now... like a kite high in a day-at-the-beach blue sky.
The Sox are eloquent and effortless, like a dog who sleeps all afternoon in a corner of the couch.
Oh, are you guys friggin kidding me or what? C'mon, The Red Sox right now are eloquent, effortless, and full of purpose, like Salma Hayek's pregnant titties.
Seriously, Hayek's old rich dude has done a very good thing.