With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"

Bill:
Well, can't win 'em all.

 

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Doug:
Hey, at least Youks extended his hitting streak to 22 games.

 

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Bill:
Wodnah if he'll blog about it.

 

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Doug:
Don't you mean "wondah if some poorly paid mlb.com lackey is gonna blog about it"?

 

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Bill:
True. The Jewish God of OBP doesn't have time for blogging.

 

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Doug:
Meanwhile, good ol' A-Rod is back to writing new chaptahs in the annals of MLB chicanery.

 

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Bill:
I didn't think it was possible, but this latest scream in the ear of an infieldah actually surpasses the ALCS slappy play in terms of bush leagueness.

 

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Doug:
I will give him this, though. Unlike his previous knavery, this time his "move" was actually successful.

 

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Bill:
Maybe "the scream move" is something he recently learned from his 5-tool Toronto taht?

 

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Doug:
Yeah, right now the Yankees front office is on the phone with someone from US immigration trying to get her an expedited visa to travel with the team and teach A-Rod some more tricks from the Brass Rail manual of success.

 

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Bill:
Seriously, I can just hear King George yelling, "Cashman? Cashman! Get that young lady off the stage pole and get her on the payroll!"

 

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Doug:
Of course, she could just cross the bordah and work here illegally like everyone else does.

 

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Bill:
Oh, Doug, c'mon. This is not some two-bit vaudeville act we're talking about. These are the New York Yankees fercrissakes. And the Yankees have a Tradition™ that does not abide cheating or rule breaking.

 

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Doug:
Oh, right. How could I forget?

 

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Comments

[NewtonNephew]

h.b., I join the bet with Kaz. And I must say I was hoping for props for the "izmel" reference.

[h.b.]

Oh, I'm sure he probably has to "approve" the blog. But he doesn't write it. No way. I think the whole thing is put together from his post game statements to the media. At best, he maybe verbally relays the gist of the post and somebody then puts it together.

But him sitting down at a keyboard, writing, and then hitting the publish button? Nope. Not buying it.

Let's up the ante:

If I'm proven wrong, i.e, Youkilis writes his own blog in the same way Curt Schilling does, with some certifiable proof, I'll quit blogging at that moment.

:)

[soxdownunder]

While I'm sure you're correct, don't do it hb !! :(

BTW the comments on Youk's blog are gut wrenchingly nauseating, are they not? {'I love you youk' 'You give me the hots, Youk' - talk about the Yiddish God of Schmalz!}

[louclinton]

spew away h.b., I'd bet my miserable existence on it. The blog is too well-put-together, with graphic qualities and pictures from third party sources. The site is actually a subscription site owned and operated by MLB.

Finally, here's all you need to know, posted at the very end:

"Posted by MLB.com during BP on Youk's behalf...he had to run"

"Run", get it? The whole blog entry was about how fast KY is.

[ I deeply regret introducing the KY notion to this audience ]

As much as I believe Schill's blog is a hunk of dog saliva, it definitely is him talking:

1. Promoting the shit out of his 38-themed crap [not www.38cliches.com, though]
2. Monstrous self absorption
3. Occasional typos
4. No graphic elements
5. Postings at odd hours of the day or night when he would be squiring overweight blonde sqaks around if he were Skank-rod.

Yah, so if you believe that Youk did anything but be interviewed by a summer intern to provide blog content, believe this: Jessica Alba is sitting here with me right now, "urging" me on.

lc

[Ghengis Ortiz]

Laughed out loud, more than usual. Thank you very much, h.b.

This gets my vote for 'Best use of the word 'knavery' in a sentence, 2007'.

[Ghengis Ortiz]

I agree with the post above that this is A-Rod's last season in pinstripes, it could be by the trade deadline. It looks like the New Yorkers smell blood, if the NYT is getting into the act...

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/01/sports/baseball/01arod.html?hp

If this was the late '70s 'tension-with-George-Billy-Reggie' coverage, the Spanks would have a chance to recover. But this is pure A-rod as Lightning Rod coverage. He's a goner.

[randy]

The sox should never pitch Wake versus the Yanks ever again. Period.