I love the image of the restless Paps, tossing and turning in the sheets like a lattah day Hamlet, Prince of the Fens.
"To close or not to close: that is the question."
Whether 'tis nobler to go every 5th day
Of fortuitous routine and 200 innings,
Or to seize the ball in a 9th of troubles,
And once, twice, thrice end them?
Of course, now Batshit Tavarez is in the rotation.
Ah, there's the rub.
Oh, show me the steep and thorny way to heaven.
There's a divinity that shapes our ends, Rough-hew them how we will.
As you most likely realized, most of today's lines are ripped and/or repurposed from Hamlet.