Doctor, doctor, give me the news
Bill:
I'm so glad this Matzusaka-Boras beast has a hard stop deadline of today (or tomorrow, depending), as dragging this out ad infinitum just wouldn't be good for my health.
Bill:
I'm not sleeping well, I'm not eating …
Doug:
You know, when you think about it, the general condition of being a Boston Red Sox fan isn't especially healthy.
Bill:
Yeah, it's like constant exposure to second hand smoke and transfat.
Doug:
Seriously. I'm surprised they haven't added a question to the new patient forms at the doctah's office: "Do you follow the Red Sox? If so, how many games a week do you consume?"
Bill:
Yeah, that could lead right into the questions like "Do you have night sweats?" "Have you ever thought about hurting yourself or suicide?" "Does it sometimes feel like insects are crawling inside your legs?"
Doug:
You know it's probably only a mattah of time before they figure out the gene that causes one to become a die hahd sports fan. I can see it now, the obstetrician walks in and says, "Mr and Mrs O'Reily, I have some grave news for you."
Doug:
"What is it doctah, is the baby retahted?"
Doug:
"No, I'm afraid it's worse than that: A gene scan has found your child has an 80% chance of developing into a Yankees fan."
Bill:
And the parents would be all, "I don't care if we are Catholic: Abort! Abort! Abort!"
51 million for 6 years as reported on mike and the mad dog wfan
Posted by: mikeya2k1 | 2006.12.13 at 02:48 PM
and bestest of all is there saying how bora got "bludgened" on this deal
Posted by: mikeya2k1 | 2006.12.13 at 02:51 PM
boras
Posted by: mikeya2k1 | 2006.12.13 at 02:52 PM
Mr.Boras,meet the electric massage :)
Posted by: Harwich Rich | 2006.12.13 at 03:00 PM
hey i got a question.... if d mat is spose to be the best pitcher out there and hes only worth 8.6 mil per year.... whats b zito worth?
Posted by: mikeya2k1 | 2006.12.13 at 03:26 PM
lalala
Posted by: louclinton | 2006.12.13 at 03:34 PM
Konichiwa, Matsuzaka-san!
怪物!!!!
Posted by: SawxSince67 | 2006.12.13 at 03:40 PM
On a side note... Did you guys see that Millar (the last of the hunkiest team ever) has officially retired & with be managing the single A SC Greenville Braves for the Sawx? So cool for him!
Posted by: Ice Princess | 2006.12.13 at 06:08 PM
Wasn't that Kaplar that picked up the managing gig? Millar resigned with the Orioles.
Posted by: COD | 2006.12.13 at 06:10 PM
Oy & der... I was just having a discussion with a buddy about Kap vs. Millar & that musta slipped!
Posted by: Ice Princess | 2006.12.13 at 06:43 PM
Anybody else wondering if they'll be sellling sushi and fried rice at the Fens next year? Now they're rumoring Chan Ho Park to close?
Posted by: Another Bob | 2006.12.13 at 09:13 PM
still singing a happy tune....
lc
Posted by: louclinton | 2006.12.13 at 09:47 PM
Hey, did you guys hear we got Dice-K!
I got the info from a really insde media source.
Posted by: Bob | 2006.12.14 at 09:19 AM
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