And the less attractive could be Klingons or Ferengi

Oh, but before we get started, by all means let's pause for a nanosecond to honor Derek Jeter for his great individual achievement in winning the 2006 Hank Aaron Award. It's an honor just to be permitted to acknowledge the honor.

Doug:
Argh, this day is not stahting out too good at all … I got out of bed this morning and I was stumbling around, tripping ovah myself, my mind all fuzzy and muted and I was all 'WTF! I've been possessed by Drew Bledsoe.'

 

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Mike:
Scary. But here's something besides a dose of Tom Brady to shake the stuck in the pocket Drews away … Your rant the other day about ChipSix on BSG got me to thinking.

 

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Doug:
Uh-huh …

 

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Mike:
Look we know that the sci-fi audience is like 95% male. And we can presume from anecdotal evidence that one of the draws to sci-fi for guys is the babalicious factor. Whether it's ChipSix, Inara from Firefly, the nympho Yeoman Rand from STOS, every dude has his fave sci-fi fantasy chick or two.

 

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Doug:
Or a couple dozen.

 

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Mike:
Exactly! So why the frig hasn't anyone capitalized on this obvious mahket demand by creating a sci-fi themed strip club?

 

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Doug:
Dude!

 

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Mike:
But wait I'm just getting stahted. Not just any run of the mill pole joint reeking of cheap perfume and urinal cakes, no, I'm talking a first-class place, say in Vegas, and you hiah on real pros, women who not only have been to strippah school but also are wannabe screen stahlets with a modicum of talent, you see?

 

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Doug:
[makes communicator sound] My frequencies are open.

 

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Mike:
So you audition the prospective talent by asking them to pick a charactah from the pantheon of sci-fi booty and become that persona on stage.

 

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Doug:
Oh My Frickin Lords of Kobol!

 

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Mike:
Yeah, so picture it, here comes, say, Deanna Troi in her funky accent, "I'm sensing you're very attracted to me and desire a lap dance on the observation deck."

 

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Doug:
How much!?!?!

 

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Mike:
"400 quatloos to get on the newcomah!"

 

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Doug:
Build it and we will come.

 

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Comments

[soxdownunder]

And the name of the joint 'pleasure model replicants' or 'dorkys'

[soxdownunder]

And there could be vampires from the future also ...

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0370032/4207.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Jovovich,%20Milla&seq=4

[Rob in CT]

"The 'she's perfect' girl from The Fifth Element ....... mmmmmmmmm"

That would be Mila Jovovich as Leeloo (sp?), and I couldn't agree more.

"The Triple Breasted Whore of Erotica Six from Hitchhikers Guide ......"

I'm decidedly OUT. But to each his/her own...

Have a great weekend everybody.

GREAT JOB THIS WEEK, hb!

[Bob]

I'm over and out for the week, too. Have a great one everybody. Ditto on the work this week, H.B. Stellar stuff.

[louclinton]

I heard they had a World Series this week.

Thanks, St. L for rolling over in '04.

lc

[meredith]

Seeing as the stereotypical SFen geek doesn't have many options *other* than going to a strip club, I'd say you have one heluva concept here, hb.

Save some space in the club for the gay females, though. I'd gladly pay extra for a lap dance from the Boomer character, or the Starbuck ... :)