A case of the fug

Mike:
So the Sox hired a new pitching coach … You worried at all about his lack of big league coaching experience? I mean he's more of a front office kind of guy.

 

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Doug:
Fercrissakes it's only Octobah. I'll let you and your little buddies at SoSH seagull that broken clam, I've got more important shit to contemplate.

 

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Mike:
You mean like North Korea and the nukes?

 

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Doug:
Nuke shmoock. I'm talking about how ChipSix has gone from the being the sexiest woman in all of made-for-TV scifi evah to being at times downright scary in season 3.

 

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Mike:
Isn't she supposed to be scary? She's a Cylon, right?

 

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Doug:
I don't mean scary as in "Whoo, this cybernetic slut will crack my nuts with her ass muscles!" I mean scary as in she's caught a wicked case of the fug. Which, being that she is Cylon, shouldn't be happening. It's ruining the entire story arc fantasy for me.

 

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Mike:
But didn't I read that Six had got consciousness or something? Maybe with that comes human mortality?

 

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Doug:
Whatevah. If I wanted to sita and watch a bitch ravaged by time, I'd go to a Madonna concert, OK?

 

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Comments

[jen in HI]

Shoots! I'll join you guys for a beer. Just say the word.(anyplace but waikiki)

[Rob in CT]

Jen and da kine - As someone in the midst of enjoying a traditional New England Fall foliage season and staring down the barrels of a grey November, Waikiki sounds pretty good to me. Why anyplace but Waikiki? Too many tourists? Too commercial? I can't imagine it's because of the crappy beaches - you ever seen a CT beach? Yuck Fu!

[jen in HI]

I'd have to say the main reason is because of the tourist trappiness of the whole thing. Drinks are too expensive. Cheesiness is rampant. But that is coming from someone who has lived here for a long time. My parents (from RI, where I used to live) absolutely LOVE Waikiki. They think it is the shizz. I figure it's because it is SO different from what they see on a day to day. My mom loves the shirtless surfers and my step-dad loves the bikini-clad waitresses. Throw in a grass skirt, a sunburn and an ukulele- it's the perfect vacation.