Holy fuck, now Jon Lestah is being tested for cancah? Fucking cancah?
What stahted as an innocent sweep by the Royals has in a few short weeks gone totally motherfucking apocalyptic.
We joked that the Red Sox were bad for one's health, but that joke isn't funny anymore.
The injury thing is escalating exponentially. We go from heart irregularities to the big C in just a couple of days? At this pace it'll be leprosy on Friday, plague on Sunday, and spontaneous combustion on Monday.