So on Friday when I said I needed a breathah from the Red Sox v Yankees hype, I didn't mean I wanted no baseball at all.
What an eerie, aphotic weekend with all rain and no baseball. Nevah seen anything like it.
I'm just surprised under these dire, flooding conditions that officials in Maine and New Hampshire haven seen fit to call upon the expert natural disaster guidance of Mayor Ray Nagin.
Seriously. And where the fuck is Sean Penn?