OK. What I'm about to say may mean I need to requalify for my Masshole certification, but I just want to tip my cap to Joe Torre for his 1000th win with the Yankees.
Ah, Christ, and I'd like to thank Amy Fisher for turning into such upstanding citizen. Jeez.
C'mon, guy, he's averaged 98 wins a season.
Yeah, cool, now I know what I can get you for your birthday, your own little Joe Torre bobblehead.