Hart Brachen, blog's author:
In solidarity with the The Great American Boycott 2006, I'm skipping today's strip.
And by "solidarity" I mean, of course, unctuously latching on to any excuse that enables me to take a day off and chill.
Because when you get right down to it I'm just another lazy, effete American, right? I mean aren't we all? That's what the news media says, so it must be true.
Let's just hope Manny and Papi don't boycott tonight's scuffle with the Yankees.