Sorry, I'm just not feeling it …
But, Bill, these are real majah leaugahs playing real baseball.
Yeah, and those are real cherry blossoms and real sushi at Epcot, but you're still in Orlando and not Okinawa no mattah how hahd you try to believe otherwise.
OK, dude. Be that way, but you're missing some good baseball.
Yeah, well, somehow I think I'll manage just fine until Opening Day with the Red Sox who, like myself, are taking a pass on the "It's a small world" Disneyesque side show.