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Nothing Could Be Finer

Bill:
This pretty much sums it up: The four-headed-GM-beast politely declining to report on the day’s events on the grounds that there simply was nothing to report.

 

Doug:
Lucky for us, we have the hot cheahleadah on cheahleadah action to occupy the mind.

 

Bill:
It's like an early Christmas present. A pink stocking shockah.

 

Doug:
Allahu Akba, baby. Just when you think, you know, there's really no such thing as bitchin hawt lezbos outside of porn movies and Simmons' LUGs, entah Renee and Angela.

 

Bill:
Absolutely. I'd just about retiahd my lesbian fantasy having been lulled into a ho hum flaccidity by an endless parade of middle-aged square jawed dyke chubby partners in purple t-shirts, men's jeans and gray crew cuts shopping at Whole Foods …

 

Doug:
Yeah, not to mention the forsaken hasbians.

 

Bill:
One must summon the utmost empathy for men of the hasbians and their cruel dilemma.

 

Doug:
Indeed. He is victimized by the tenuous throb of desiah and feah. She's been with women before, she'd probably do it again, for him. But, what if she falls for the woman and deserts him?

 

Bill:
To peep, perchance to gleam. Ah, there's the hasbian rub.

 

Comments

The sun is shining a little brighter this morning.

Hope springs eternal as the winter's bitter chill is at our doorstep.

Yes, Virginia there is suck a thing as smoking hot lesbians!

The long dark nights of the coming solstice will be just a little more tolerable now that this revelation is upon us.

Heh, I typed 'suck' instead of 'such'.

Freudian slip.

Good to see you emerging from your post-Theo funk, Mr. Brachen - and focusing on the "finer" things in life again.

Beautiful strip today, top to bottom.

"To peep, perchance to gleam. Ah, there's the hasbian rub." Perfect.

"..an endless parade of middle-aged square jawed dyke chubby partners in purple t-shirts, men's jeans and gray crew cuts shopping at Whole Foods"

Seriously- our friends Renee and Angela are, unfortunately, and exception to the rule. During my college years in Boulder I'm pretty sure I saw all the furry legs and 'pits that the lesbian community had to offer. The hippy factor was extremely high in CO, which led to the absence of razor-related activities- out in SD, It's a lot more what's referenced above. I guess hot hot lesbo cheerleader action is isolated in the worlds of professional football, trust-fund parties, and porn.

Woah- file this one under "Thanks, but stay the hell away from here":

Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Ugueth Urbina was arrested on a charge of attempted murder, police said on Tuesday.

Now just you run of the mill murder, either...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/baseball/mlb/11/08/urbina.charges.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

Woah- file this one under "Thanks, but stay the hell away from here":

Philadelphia Phillies pitcher Ugueth Urbina was arrested on a charge of attempted murder, police said on Tuesday.

Now just you run of the mill murder, either...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/baseball/mlb/11/08/urbina.charges.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

NV in SD...you forgot bachelor parties.

Edward Gibbon was right...all great societies eventually collapse under the weight of their own avarice and self-degradation. Witness the massive amount of attention given to these two sluts. I'm not moralizing or even complaining about it, I'm just glad I'll be in a box in 60 years so I won't witness us licking Chinese boots!!

"Urbina became a free agent at the end of last year."

Sounds like he took that free agent stuff a bit too literally. Gasoline and machetes? Ugh!

I thought that kind of slaughter only took place in South America. Ooops! I guess it did.

"Urbina became a free agent at the end of the year." Sounds like he took that free agent stuff a bit too literally. Gasoline and machetes? Ugh!

I thought that kind of slaughter only took place in South America. Ooops! I guess it did.

Lesbians and bachelor parties, that reminds me....

Never mind, I probably shouldn't tell that story in public :)

I saw the real life pictures of the cheerleaders this morning - they certainly aren't barking dogs, but they have a more than a little makeup on in the official cheerleader pictures.

all great societies eventually collapse under the weight of their own avarice and self-degradation

Sounds like the Yankees baseball club you're describing.

all great societies eventually collapse under the weight of their own avarice and self-degradation

Sounds like the Yankees baseball club you're describing.

Too right, Jason - but brace yourself - the mandatory licking schedule is not restricted to Chinese boots, and current trends say the wait ain't gonnna be anywhere near 60 years.

Sorry 'bout that.

Too right, Jason - but brace yourself - the mandatory licking schedule is not restricted to Chinese boots, and current trends say the wait ain't gonnna be anywhere near 60 years.

Sorry 'bout that.

Hey folks, measure nine times, CLICK once:)

BTW, anybody check out the Frappr Soxaholix site today? Once again, I shot coffee out of my nose.

You now have to go to page two in the profiles to see what I'm talking about.

Bob- I take it you're referring to BigBitch's membership? Classic. No wonder he can't get out of his mmom's basement...

"all great societies eventually collapse under the weight of their own avarice and self-degradation"
"Sounds like the Yankees baseball club you're describing." - hb

Perhaps, Brachen, but as the Sublime song goes: "We're only gonna die from our own arrogance / so we might as well take our time."

Of course these cynical words of wisdom were written by a remarkably talented young man who died from a heroin overdose a week after he got married.

"all great societies eventually collapse under the weight of their own avarice and self-degradation"
"Sounds like the Yankees baseball club you're describing." - hb

Perhaps, Brachen, but as the Sublime song goes: "We're only gonna die from our own arrogance / so we might as well take our time."

Of course these cynical words of wisdom were written by a remarkably talented young man who died from a heroin overdose a week after he got married.

NV in SD; yeah that's what made me propel caffine out my nose. Hope he's called 1-800-Casket for his Mamma Cass brand piano box.

Nice Big Papi graphic, by the way.

BTW, anybody check out the Frappr Soxaholix site today?

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

As if the news from the Somali coast isn't troubling enough, I've received word that pirates are now on the attack in the treacherous waters off the lawless land formerly known as Red Sox Nation.

Rich, famous, and beautiful Yankee fans aboard the magnificent luxury cruise liner, "The Yankee Clipper" were attacked by pirates (wearing telltale "B" baseball caps) off the coast of Boston today.

The crazed "grinning" pirates in two makeshift boats ("The Goodship Larry-pop" and "Manny O'War") fired rocket-propelled grenades, machine guns, and insults ("clap,clap, clap-clap-clap") at the Manhattan-based "Yankee Clipper" - but the massive, $210-million dollar (and counting) vessel changed direction and sped away, sustaining only minor damage.

The seemingly indestructible Yankee ship escaped by shifting into high speed and employing a "non-lethal" sonic device, which blasts an earsplitting noise in a directed beam.

The shrill device is known as a Long Range Acoustic Device, or Suzyn Waldman of the New York Yankees Radio Network.

Pirates are becoming increasingly active off Red Sox Nation, which has no navy (downsized out of existence for the Schilling acquisiton) and has not had an effective central government since last week's upheaval.

Bob, I hope you understand that I now have no choice but to sue you for the medical costs I incurred after looking at that picture of BigBri. I laughed so hard I ruptured my spleen.

Wow, I didn't know you shop at the Whole Foods in Providence!

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