Christ, can you imagine driving up 95 from Providence and seeing an in full uniform Kevin Youkilis speeding past you trying to make it to Fenway in time for the night's game?
The Staties should provide a police escort for these last minute call ups from triple-A. What if Youks had been in accident fercrissakes?
Yeah, but it seems these pickups need to come with an expiration date ... the once crisp and fresh Millah and Bellhorn are now looking like one of those fuzzy green things in the bottom drawer of the frig.
Hey now, Bro, don't be talking about Millah like that. Didn't you hear he's the Tom Brady of the Red Sox?
And then there's Tom Brady: Hollywood good looks, body like a Greek statue, youngest QB to win a Super Bowl, youngest QB to win two Super Bowls, engineer of the longest win streak in NFL history, leader of the only walk-off scoring drive in Super Bowl history, best winning percentage by a QB in modern NFL history, best overtime record in NFL history, one of just four players to boast multiple Super Bowl MVP awards.
The resemblance is so absolute it's fucking uncanny!
It's goddamn spooky is what it is.
While it doesn't happen very often, occasionally the day job sends me out of town on business related matters with little warning. Tomorrow is just such an occurrence.
I'll be unable to do the strip on Weds, Thurs, and Fri this week. Thanks for bearing with these little interruptions during the course of the year.