Is it me or does Sheffield referring to A-Rod as "our jewel" sound, er, not quite right.
It's totally creepy yet, somehow, totally fitting.
It's like Sheffield is the big bro protecting his pretty 15 year old virgin sister or something.
"Don't worry a pretty little hair on your head, my precious jewel. If that stud Varitek lays a hand on you, I'll jack him up good, sweetie."
Christ, how friggin' sad is it that Slappy's own teammates think of him as a sissy?
Meanwhile, it's obvious Sheffield has some anger management issues to work out.
Absolutely. I think he needs a hobby to channel his energy. Something pleasant and relaxing.
True. Something soothing and lulling like creating car crash bonzai.
Without a doubt there is nothing quite the fuck like car crash bonzai to work through the resultant trauma of being pimp slapped by the Red Sox in last yeah's ALCS.
C'mon, Sheff, how about it? Grab hold of the sheahs and branch bendahs and let the emotional healing begin. If not for yourself, then for your teammates.
Anyone care to guess what the title of today's strip references? Hint: 80s song by a one hit wonder.