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Doug:
When Schilling said Arroyo's "got nuts the size of Saturn," somehow I don't think this is what he had in mind.

 

Mike:
Holy shit! Just when you think you've seen it all and can't be surprised anymore with the weird as fuck ideas people come up with.

 

Doug:
Evidently, the desire to engorge one's nut sack with a saline solution is quite popular as they sell at home inflation kits and shit.

 

Mike:
So is this nut sack bloatation a fetish thing? A sex thing? A 'look at me!' attention getting thing? A protest thing?

 

Doug:
What am I all of a sudden the scrotal cellulitis expert or something? How the fuck would I know what drives these nut sack nut jobs? [Laughs] Dude, what do you think drives one to jack the jewels?

 

Mike:
I'm totally thinking it's an attention getting, want to be special and different at all costs, lack of self-esteem driven thingy.

 

Doug:
Makes sense, Dr. Phil. Sort of like how guys like Eddie Andelman or Tony Massarotti are starting the 'Red Sox Suck' meme to be all edgy and controversial and shit?

 

Mike:
Well, you know what they say: Those who can inflate their scrotums, do; Those who can't, get jobs as Boston sports bloviators.

 

Comments

My approach towards my nut sack is like my approach to the balance of the universe—I don’t fuck with either.

I think Johnson's going to throw at Papi's head. Please get the word out if you have any avenues to do so.

Thanks.

I think you have stunned the soxaholix community with this post. Between inflated testicles, and pessimistic Boston Sports reporters, who the hell wants to get their name attached to that???

Yeah, it is the kind of thing that leaves you speechless.

After I ran across that image yesterday and was then haunted by it afterwards, I said to myself, "I can't be the only one who is going to be tormented by the ghastly image of an old queer guy covered with peace signs, naked with an inflated nut sack... I'm going to pass that shit onto my loyal readers..."

Sorry. :)

Do you think he has to buy special pants for that thing? Reminds me of the little story in Breakfast Club about the guy w/elephantitis of the balls and would Claire date a guy like that...

Funny, a buddy of mine mentioned that same Breakfast Club line after seeing the photo. What a great movie that was.

I think that guy in photo never wears pants while the sack is engorged. I don't know how long that saline solution stays in there. Fuck, I don't want to know.

Sirs:

Regarding the inflated nut sack codger:

"My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!"

Yeah H.B., strange stuff. I also think of "Johnny Dangerously" where he shows the kid the video about elephantitis.

Can't wait to see what you have in store for tomorrow.

How in the hell do you run across a photo like that, H.B.? We see what you do with your spare time.

In Johnny Dangerously, it was actually "Enlarged Scrotum Syndrome". God that was great stuff.

Farging iceholes!

Haha. Hilarious.

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I think Johnson's going to throw at Papi's head. Please get the word out if you have any avenues to do so.

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