Yeah, no shit, isn't that some sort of collusion or something?
I'm writing the Globe's ombudsman on this one. Fucking unctuous bahstids.
By the way, are you going to read it, Shank's book?
Fuck yeah I am. By default I'm buying and reading every single book written about the 2004 season. That's what makes the Globe's playing fast and loose with journalistic integrity so infuriating. I'm already a consumer suckah for all things Red Sox, don't fuck with me by using the sports pages for blatant huckstering.
Admirable old man, but who the fuck has time for all that reading? Me, I'm going to wait until the comic version comes out … In the meantime, I'm going to be learning exciting stuff like how to fold shirts and shit.