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Atun Baby!

Susan/Circle:
So somebody please tell me that these Spring Training games with the Orioles are not an omen of a second consecutive season of getting pimp slapped by Baltimore ovah and ovah again?

 

Mike:
Ah, Christ, not a protraction of the mofo Curse of the Edgar Allen Poe?

 

Susan/Circle:
Speaking of Baltimore drunkahds, I see Sidney Ponson is in the news again.

 

Mike:
That line from the drunk picking a fight with Ponson is effin classic: "So, you're the Aruban tough guy." [Laughs]

 

Susan/Circle:
Yeah, you know, just to make sure he's not confusing him with "the Bahamian tough guy" or the "St. Kitt's tough guy" … it's tough to keep all these small Carribean island nation tough guys straight fercrissakes!

 

Mike:
No kidding … Hey, didn't you just go to a birthday pahty at a sushi bah in Brookline?

 

Susan/Circle:
Yeah, don't remind me. While I risk loss of membership to hipster club by admitting it, truth is I can't effin' stand sushi.

 


Susan/Circle:
Yeah, you know me, all flirty and "pretty intelligent looking" and shit.

 

Mike:
Yeah, and dude's being "mildly intrigued" is a shuah fiah way to get a chick interested in his sorry sushi bah waitah ass.

 

Susan/Circle:
Sorry, Charlie, no tuna roll for you.

 

Author's Notes
FYI: The word "atun" in the title is the Spanish word for "tuna." I had a fuck of a time trying to think of a title this morning, but I like the way this one worked out in the end.

Comments

Effin' Craig's list has already been removed

Damnit!

Let that be a lesson to me to make sure I save off funny stuff like that just in case it goes away later we can still link to it.

Actually, I'm pretty sure I still have the original Craig's List posting loaded into a tab in my browser on the home computer. If so, When I get home I'll screen capture it and link to it from the strip.

Ponson's mouth is as big as his booze filled gut, so it doesn't surprise me that the Fat Bastard would get knocked in his head. Good luck Baltimore, you're gonna be babysitting this guy for while and not have a damn thing to show for it - welcome to 3rd place once again.

3rd place? that's generous

Curse of Edgar Allan Poe..good one! Don't forget he was born in Boston. I'll be the Sam Adam's influenced "Millersille tough-guy" at Camden Yahds on 4/24 section 62 holding the "Curse of E.A. Poe" (negated). Of course I'll have on my Sox jacket and a Soxoholic t-shirt.
Thanks for your Editor's note: now I finally know why Matsui said A-Rod's shorts smelled like atun during the Series.

Curse of Edgar Allan Poe..good one! Don't forget he was born in Boston. I'll be the Sam Adam's influenced "Millersille tough-guy" at Camden Yahds on 4/24 section 62 holding the "Curse of E.A. Poe" (negated). Of course I'll have on my Sox jacket and a Soxoholic t-shirt.
Thanks for your Editor's note: now I finally know why Matsui said A-Rod's shorts smelled like atun during the Series.

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