The so-called "Last Out" Ball arrives at Fenway …
Jesus Christ I'm glad no gang of wayward thugs tried to pull a heist on the Last Out Ball, because those two Brinks guys were scary fucking tough. Pure fists of fury cage fighters those two.
But, hey, the old guy was Chief O'hara from the original Batman series so everything was cool. If the Penguin or the Jokah showed his dahstahdly presence, it'd be just one quick call to the Bat Cave.
You think Lucky Lucchino cahded those Brinks' guys to see if they were "official" members of Red Sox Nation before letting them near the Ball of Turin?
Dude, you know that shit would be a huge hit with the beach goin' Kenneth Cole wearin' crowd up in Ogunquit. Black is always in style. And coordinates with everything.
Absolutely. From now fucking on, regahdless of sexual orientation, everyone should lug all their precious valuables around in a Bean tote bag. Who knew they were so impregnable and secure?