Mike:
Man, isn't it friggin' refreshing to read that a player is psyched and happy with his life and the money he's making?
Doug:
Absolutely. Bronson Arroyo does not repine. Says all the hard work he put in growing up is paying off.
Mike:
Yeah, this repining shit gets old real fast.
Doug:
Speaking of repiners, two of the biggest in Red Sox history, Mr. Clemens and Mr. Martinez respectively, have led me to mental fucking my-ah.
Mike:
No way! Not a motherfucking my-ah?
Doug:
Yeah, dude, check it. Big Butt Clemens yesterday filed for a record $22 million in salary arbitration. And if he gets it, Clemens would trump Martinez as the game's most richly rewarded pitcher for a season.
Mike:
And you know that will be the equivalent of a dog taking a fucking piss on Petey's mango tree.
Doug:
Hence the Boston fan dilemma: Does my never ending animosity towards Clemens outweigh my nascent loathing toward Martinez and his recent contract negotiation nastiness?
Mike:
A most merciless my-ah, indeed.
