When the high temps are only in the teens, and baseball seems worlds away, who can blame one (or two) for shifting toward the pedantic?
Tara:
So I went to check out this blogger Sully links to but I get there and find that this "Julien" is one of those dopes who writes in all lower case.
Susan/Circle:
Ah, how cute. A Sabermetric wannabee e.e. cummings. What possesses people to think crap like a blog written in lower case is cool or something?
Tara:
Yeah, does the dude get up in the morning thinking, "I don't use the shift key. Is my shit the bananas or what?"
Susan/Circle:
I love that irony that this self-described mathematician wants us to trust his numbers yet he doesn't feel compelled to follow the simplest of grammatical rules? Sloppy and lazy in one implies sloppy and lazy in the other.
Tara:
If you don't respect the grammar, you don't respect the reader. I'm just sayin' …
Susan/Circle:
Abso-fucking-lutely. If you can't be bothahd with the extra keystroke, I can't be bothahd to read your blog.
