Susan/Circle:
Oh.My.God. I can't believe this: Jason Giambi admits he used steroids.
Mike:
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm agape and agog.
Susan/Circle:
No shit. Is that a stunnah or what? I haven't been this astounded since the jury inexplicably found that nice and totally respectable Scott Peterson young man guilty for killing his pregnant wife Laci.
Mike:
Who knew? Who the fuck knew?
Susan/Circle:
This quote is the pissah: "Giambi testified that he didn't know what the pills were, though he thought the white one might have been Clomid, a female fertility drug that can enhance the effectiveness of testosterone." And he wonders why he got so fucking sick this season? Jeez.
Mike:
And if there was any doubt that Jeremy was the dumber of the Giambi brothers, and that's fucking saying something mind you, we learn that Jeremy started taking steroids because his brother did and, quote, "Jason didn't die" unquote.
Susan/Circle:
Sounds like Jeremy could be a future spokesperson for the pharmaceutical industry: "Hey, lots of fuckers are taking these little purple pills and they ain't dead yet. Ask your doctor if this dope is right for you."
Mike:
Yeah, meanwhile the fucking Feds are breaking down doors to arrest cancer patients and those dying of HIV for smoking a joint to relieve pain because, you know, that's helping the terrorists and all.
