The hot stove is heating up …
Didya hear the latest on Steinbrenner?
He's in a coma at a military hospital outside Paris, slowly dying? Oh, wait, wrong megalomaniac.
Yeah, the Bronx Boss has an intifada of a different sort in mind. Gammons reports there are rumblings that the Yankees will go hard after the Red Sox by trying to sign Martinez, Lowe and Varitek.
Holy fucking Cindy Loo Who! The Grinchbrenner wants our I'm Who-pudding and rare Who-roast-beast?
Yeah, there's no end to Steinbrenner's desire, no player he won't hire, for fuck's sake, he'll even be the buyer of the last the log in our hot stove fire.