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Tara:
Did you hear about Pedro's not so secret meeting?

 

Bill:
Yeah, Dirt Dogs is all over it. Petey and Steinbrenner broke bread yesterday.

 

Tara:
Yes, that, but my sources in Florida say there was a second meeting.

 

Bill:
With whom, the Angels?

 

Tara:
Not even. Try none other than P-Diddy. Seems Pedro is about to ink a recording contract with Bad Boy Records.

 

Bill:
Shit, if William Shatner can do it, why not Pedro?

 

Tara:
Abso-effin-lutely. Sources close to Puff, er, P, say Pedro initiated the face time and that it was a "good meeting."

 

Bill:
Yo what the hook gone be? [Laughs] Or do Petey not need no effin' hook on his beat?

 

Tara:
Rumor has it the first single off the record will be a reprise of "We Are the World" featuring Jeter, Slappy, Matsui on vocals and Bernie Williams on guitar.

 

Bill:
[Singing the tune] We are the World. We are the Spankees. We are the chokers. We are all done. [Laughs]

 

Tara:
[Continuing the song] As George has shown us, by turning stone to gold, so we all must reach out a greedy hand. We are the world … We are the Spankees.

 

Comments

Sweet! Will Sheff's wife be in the video?

Ooooh. That was cold.

We are the Skanks.
We are the Has-Beens.
We have the guy who overpays big stars.
Now we're just average.

Oh, I wish I'd have thought of the Sheffield's wife line. Now that's really a case of the Video killed the Yankees star.

And great verse LisaMK.

Shatner can do anything.

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