Jorge sez 'Hey'

Mike:
Jeez. I know Santana is good and all, but not one of the 25 baseball writers voting thought Schilling was deserving?

 

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Doug:
Schilling should demand a fucking recount! I suspect voting irregularities. Get that fucker Atrios on the case.

 

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Mike:
Hey, I'm so fucking glad to hear Posada would be able "to work things out" if the Yankees sign Pedro.

 

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Doug:
Fuck yeah. Jorge and Petey can put their pinstriped jammies on and have a fucking cuddle pahty with A-Fraud ovah at Cashman's crib.

 

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Mike:
Yeah, but A-Slap would be all whiney, "It's my turn to play Daddy now! C'mon guys, I moved to 3rd and all? Help a brotha out. Give Daddy some cuddle."

 

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Doug:
Wonder if the Rat Boy Posada will feel so magnanimous if the Spankees sign Tek and Jorge finds his ass catching for some red state team in flyovah country?

 

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Comments

[da kine]

If Petey goes to the Spankees, he'll need some serious rewiring in the olde noggin', else he'll b e trying to bean his teamdogs. Can't you see him trying to make a play to first and throwing it at(insert overpaid little hooker's name) head?

[Follower of Tito]

Posada shut the f**k up and let that cut under his nose heal.

[Mazz]

From Torre down to their waterboy, they'll spew all the flowery-shit from every orifice they've got to suck em' in. Any free agent(s) that make "Skankeeland" their new home better beware they'll be playing with a bunch of hollow-hearted millionaires...(oh and millionairesses...keep your skirt on A-Fraud, I didn't forget you.)
Pedro, Varitek belong here...C'mon Theo, Red t'is the color of the season.

[JB]

I hate the Yankees and everything they stand for.

[Johnny]

If Pedro wants to turn his back on RSN, he is dead to me, dead to me I tell you. Who to have the better book on him than the Sox, enjoy NY if that's where you're bound.