Finding work for idle hands
The days grow shorter, the nights longer …
Doug:
Dude, we are so fucking in the doldrums right now.
Bill:
Yeah, get used to it. Gammons says not much will happen until after the 7th of December, when clubs can offer their free agents arbitration.
Doug:
Jeez, and I don't even have the incessant cable coverage of the Peterson case to turn to for entertainment anymore.
Bill:
Thank Christ for the online erotica with a Red Sox theme.
Doug:
Oh my fucking word. That chick is possessed of — or possessed by — a barbaric coquettishness. I so want to be her little chihuahua.
Bill:
Careful, Dougie. Reading the diary of a girl who is a self confessed Sox and sex fiend can make one crazy on these long, dark, wintah nights.
Doug:
[In the voice of Ren] Eeet iz not I who am crazy; eeet iz I who am MAD.
She's Canadian.
That explains it.
Posted by: grunherz | 2004.11.15 at 09:11 AM
Great, now on account of that blog I'm going to be masturbating and start thinking about Tek's free agency. Does that make me a poof?
Posted by: da kine | 2004.11.15 at 09:21 AM
*laughs*
I'm debating whether being called "barbaric" is pleasant. Thanks for linking, I'm shocked.
And I'm not Canadian... I just live in Canada:)
Posted by: Tatiana | 2004.11.15 at 05:36 PM
I dont really know da kine...I thought Rule #1 of this site was "No poofters"...Oh wait, that was that Monty Python skit where everyone was named Bruce.
Posted by: loosah | 2004.11.15 at 07:08 PM