The Red Sox beat the Yankees! The Red Sox beat the Yankees! …
Susan:
And all over the Nation there was great rejoicing by the people. The vaunted Yankees vanquished at last.
Tara:
The greatest comeback in baseball history!
The greatest comeback in baseball history. Now who's
your
fucking daddy New York?
Susan:
Silly Spankees, even on the verge of collapse they were cocky enough to think the whole thing was a big joke. Trotting out Bucky Fucking Dent to throw the first pitch.
Tara:
Yeah, and offering Warner and Henry the Babe Ruth suite to watch the game. So fucking smug. How's that shit working out for you now, Georgie?
Susan:
Yeah, our Johnny Fucking Damon grandly slams the history book on your bloop homer Bucky soon-to-be-forgotten Dent.
Tara:
Who knew that
laying off the fiancee bootay
was the key to Damon's success?
Susan:
Yeah, Johnny, moving forward let's get our priorities straight. Hit the ball first. Hit the pussy later, after the pennant. Mmm-kay?
Tara:
Poor, Georgie Steinnie Heinnie … all that fucking payroll money just to choke. Three outs from the World Series then three more games to put the Red Sox away and Shitfield, Stinksui, Gayrod, and Teeter couldn't get it done.
Susan:
Yeah, Steinbrenner forgot Poland. Shit for brains.
Tara:
The greatest comeback in baseball history …
Susan:
I'll nevah tire of hearing that.
