Another loss, the Red Sox are now down 2 nil to the Yankees …
Doug:
So now we've got the Yankees right the fuck where we want them.
Mike:
Hella the fuck yeah we do. We'll get Daddy back in Fenway then go all
Menendez Brothers
on his sorry ass.
Doug:
Fuck, at least Pedro didn't allow the Yankees to pull a Michael Jackson at the Neverland Ranch on him. Dude had
his most impressive fastball in years, surrendering only three runs on four hits in six, and striking out seven? That should fucking do it.
Mike:
All hail
the mighty John Lieber.
Swing early and often at anything, fellas, that'll do it. Did I miss the memo where the Sox hitters were told to give the fuck up on patience and the importance of OBP?
Doug:
Hey, at least that die hard Sox fan John Kerry is feeling our pain. Not. Fucker
said he'd take the Presidency over a Red Sox World Series.
Mike:
It's looking
more and more
like Dude's gonna be oh-fer-2 as far as either goes. Rides a mean fucking bike, though.
Doug:
It's going to be a long fucking wintah.
