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Gesturing in Oakland

The Red Sox continue to dominate all foes, beating the Athletics 7-1 last night …

Mike:
My only disappointment with the most recent raiding of Oakland is Lowe didn't leave the game with a crotch grabbing obscene gesture.

 

Susan/Circle:
That's the sort of thing you can only do once. Can't be topped, really. Besides, giving up one lone run on five hits and four walks over 6 1/3 innings more or less personifies a "Bite me, Cocksuckers!" gesture all on its own.

 

Mike:
Spankees won again, unfortunately. Meanwhile, the poor sonzabitches in Tampa Bay are in the path of another hurricane.

 

Susan/Circle:
Yeah, it'll hit just before they start their series with the Sox at Fenway. Maybe we can ask for a forfeit if they can't make it? As the Yankees like to say, "the rules are the rules."

 

Mike:
Oh, yeah. How's that fucking steroid rule working out for Giambi? You don't get a tumor in your mofo pituitary gland from chewable Flintstone's vitamins now do you?

 

Susan/Circle:
Of course, we wish Jason "hey look I'm skinny again!" Giambi a speed recovery.

 

Mike:
Why, yes, abso-fucking-lutely. It's not his fault he was born an idiot.

 

Comments

You know who needs a gesture? A gesture of epic proportions? That would be Eric Byrnes. Man oh man, he needs a Pedro fastball to the crotch.

Oh, man, is that Eric Byrnes one annoying man. Whenever I think of him, I think of his whiny, "oh-i'm-so-hurt" expression as he wandered around, limping, while Tek tagged him out last year in the playoffs. He never once showed any surprise or remorse that he just cost his team a run. Fucking moron.

Then his little pop-up slide 10 feet from the bag last night. Asshole.

I agree with JB. Dr. Martinez should administer some surgery on that cute little prick Byrnes. Perhaps a vasectomy, courtesy of a Pedro fastball. Bottom feeders like Byrnes should not be allowed to procreate. Go Pedro....

"Simpson's wardrobe checked by NFL"

Fuck me. Since HB has decided Susan's tits shall remain a mystery, now Tagliaboo (Mis-spelled due to proximity of Halloween) says no to Jessica showing some nipple? Thank heavens for thehun.net.

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