It took 12 innings, but the Red Sox get the win over the Orioles …
Bill:
The Orioles are killing me. Talk about fucking pesky. Jeez.
Doug:
Is it time jump off the Foulkeswagen? Where's his damn farfegnugen? You have to go back to Lee Smith to find the last Sox closer who was taken out of the yard in three straight appearances.
Bill:
Better now than in October. He'll be fine. Besides, we've got Cabrera back from Bogotá and Manny and Ortiz become the first pair of Sox since Yaz and Rico in '69 to slug 40 homahs.
Doug:
Speaking of the Manny Ortez, your Irish bro John Kerry disgraced Red Sox fans yet again by sucking up to Spankees fans, eh?
Bill:
The man seems to be doing everything in his power to keep me from going to the polls. Isn't there anyone on his fucking staff, presumably made up of a couple of people from Boston, who are Sox fans?
Doug:
No shit. It's perplexing. Anyone who understands the rivalry could have told him that respecting the Yankees while unabashedly hating them would win him the votes from both Red Sox fans and Spankees fans.
Bill:
Yeah, someone should tell Carville, "It's about baseball, stupid!" for fuck's sake.
Doug:
Hey, watch the language cowboy, haven't you heard, your use of obscenity isn't clever or witty, just tired.
Bill:
Abso-fucking-lutely. [Laughs] Seriously, though, I do everything I can to avoid foul language in front of kids, especially at Fenway.
Doug:
I'll do you one bettah: I do everything I can to avoid kids at all costs. Little fucking ritalin laced soccer loving disease spreading snot heads. [Laughs]
Bill:
Yeah, Doug, don't hold back. Tell us how you really feel. [Laughs] Don't you have nieces and nephews you fawn ovah?
Doug:
Yeah, and that's how I caught the fucking flu of death last year. No more I say. [Laughs]
