Minty Fresh

The Red Sox were off last night, in the interim Nomargate continues apace …

Tara:
Did you hear the latest on our whilom ShortStud?

 

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Susan/Circle:
He lied about WMD?

 

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Tara:
[Laughs] That and he really hurt his heel when killing Laci Peterson. Nomar's a serial killer, you know?

 

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Susan/Circle:
[Laughs] I definitely feel dead now that he's gone. Cabrera may be better defensively, but I'll always want Nomar in the hole.

 

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Tara:
What about Doug Mientkiewicz?

 

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Susan/Circle:
Hella yes. I'd let him show me what men do in prisons.

 

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Tara:
Mint may be the new number 1 on the "Red Sox Players: Hot or Not?"… Displacing Tek even.

 

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Susan/Circle:
OK. I've got to go. Got a date with a dildo. [Laughs]

 

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Tara:
Good, always the indefinite article. "A" dildo and not "your" dildo. [Laughs]

 

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Author's Notes
Lines and ideas in this exchange come from a poem by Lyn Lifshin, the comedy Sex and the City, and the film Fight Club as well as comments posted by various women at the Bambino's Curse website.

Comments

[beth]

niiiiiiiice fight club reference.