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Et tu, Belhornus?

The Red Sox beat the Devil Rays but we learn Mark Belhorn has a fractured left thumb …

Susan/Circle:
Another day, another Red Sox player goes down to injury.

 


Susan/Circle:
All hail Ceasar Crespo! [Laughs]

 

Mike:
Guess we'll see how Theo's "the problem is the defense" hypothesis holds up.

 

Susan/Circle:
On the bright side, at least we get to see Youkilis every day again. Nice first pitch swinging double last night.

 

Mike:
On the dark side, the team still seems so fucking lifeless. At times, suddenly I understand old men in rockers, bats in Colorado caves, tiny lice crawling into the eyes of dead birds.

 

Susan/Circle:
No shit. This whole season has been like being a horny 'Bama belle whose vibrator has been just been confiscated. Can't get no fucking relief.

 

Author's Notes
Mike's speech beginning with "old men in rockers" comes from a verse in the Bukowski poem "grass."

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