Damn, meddling kids

The Red Sox were off on Monday and start an important series with AL wild card contenders the Angels …

Doug:
"Good morning, Angels. It's your unseen pervert Svengali, Charley here. Just want to tell you ladies it's time for your 10 game win streak to come to a close."

 

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Mike:
Let's hope so. That little shit Eckstein is killing us. He's a ridiculous 15-for-26 against the Sox this season, a .577 average.

 

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Doug:
Hey, why can't we get players like that. Speaking of, I was up in Eckstein's old stomping grounds last night watching the Youk's rehab.

 

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Mike:
McCarty, too, right? How'd they look.

 

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Doug:
Fan-fucking-tastic. Each had a run and two hits in three at bats.

 

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Mike:
I love LeLacheur. Wish I woulda thought to go. Fuck.

 

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Doug:
What were you too busy in a puppy pile at a cuddle party you fucking fruit loop? [Laughs] The Spinners rule.

 

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Mike:
Best fucking logo in "A" Ball.

 

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Doug:
You mean the original one, right? Agree totally. But you know they went and fucked it up with an "Alternate Logo"?

 

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Mike:
Ah, that sucks, man. Is that to make it more kid friendly or some such shit?

 

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Doug:
Who the fuck knows. But if so, what the fuck is wrong with kids? Baseball itself isn't enough of a draw? You have to a grinning lizard to get your pip squeak little ritalin addicted ass focused?

 

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Mike:
No, shit. If our generation is having to resort to cuddle parties because of a "touch deficit," what the fuck are the kids today gonna be like?

 

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Doug:
Yeah, big time mess. These kids can't even get Halloween straight for fuck's sake.

 

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Comments

[beth]

I live in Lowell and my parents are big-time Spinners fans. I've been to a few of their games, but now their tickets are as hard to get as the ones for the big club. We all agree, though, that the new-school Canalligator SUCKS.

[h.b.]

So that's what they're calling it? The Canalligator? Fercrissakes...

BTW, the character "Doug" grew up in Lowell.

[Voodoo Vern]

That Canalligator looks like the anchor man of a reptilian circle jerk.

[beth]

I dunno, I think "Doug's" a poseur, cause if he really knew about the Spinners, he'd have mentioned the Dog Man. :)

[h.b.]

Oh, Doug's a definite poseur. But so was that other dude from Lowell, Keroauc. :)

[JB]

Does Doug get his ass kicked a lot?

[h.b.]

He's been known to take a whooping. But he can dish it, too. He's from a blue collar French Canadian family, so his older siblings and cousins, some of whom are now in jail for various offenses, taught him some street smarts.

[Steinbrenner Killed Kennedy]

Who came up with the name for this park? Isn't "LeLacheur" something to do with a French derived method of child birth? Although Doug will never find that out.(unless making bowel babies somehow counts.) Putting a nice park like this in Lowell is like getting breast implants for your grandmother. How far away is the Paul Tsongas Memorial crack house? Lowell is Chelsea with a 978 area code.