P. Martinez pitches his first complete game shut out since '00 and the Red Sox are 13 games above .500 …
[Continuing the Queen song theme] I see a silhouetto of an inside fastball.
Rocco-delli, Rocco-delli will you do the fandango? Cut fastball and changeup very, very frightening me.
Lil' Pedro, we will not let him go. No, we will not let him go! [Both laugh]
The word in the press box is "There aren't a lot of reasons to feel pessimistic right now. The Sox have hit .354 over their last five games, the defense is much-improved …"
Yeah, well, happy Friday the Fucking 13th, dude. How's that good luck shit been working out for you over the years?