Help is on the way

After a craptastic loss to Baltimore, the Red Sox had an off day while the Soxaholix had some technical difficulties …

Doug:
What the hell happened yesterday? I fight my way through the madding crowd to get to work only to find some burly, steel jawed man in black telling me I can't enter the office?

 

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Bill:
Beats the fuck out of me. All I can get out of ol' man Scrivener is it had something to do with the accounting department and windows.

 

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Doug:
Fucking bean counters, though I enjoyed getting the free fuck off all day.

 

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Bill:
Meanwhile, doctor fucking Watson has similarly given several Red Sox some time away from work, eh?

 

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Doug:
Sucks but there's something to be said for having the phrase "suspended for inciting a bench-clearing incident and fighting" in your employee file.

 

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Bill:
In V-Tek's case sure. But what the fuck did Kapler do to deserve it? Well, besides beating the crap out of Sturtze after the camera cut away? [Laughs]

 

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Doug:
Guess Gabe didn't get the fucking memo about never being asked to fight a war without a plan to win the peace. [Laughs]

 

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Comments

[joey]

I'm a female bartender from Texas and a huge Red Sox fan. I just wanted to share the joy I feel on my way to work every day.I work at a pub named Cheers,and across the street is a funeral home named Jeter!! Die Yankee bastards!