It's getting to the point of no return, Sox lose again on a defensive error …
Susan:
The Red Sox defensive difficulties have reached crisis proportions.
Tara:
I'm still not pushing the panic button. Still think the season will come down to two short series in October. They just need to stay healthy. Doesn't mean I'm not seeking out alternative forms of entertainment at this point.
Susan:
The Red Sox have become too painful to watch on a regular basis. You been following this freak on Jeopardy?
Tara:
The Stormin' Mormon whose winnings now total $662,760? You bet your sweet ass I have. Have to taste victory somehow.
Susan:
Nevah evah seen a dude run the board like this Ken Jennings does.
Tara:
In every mofo category. Amazing.
Susan:
I always thought it'd be cool if they had a Red Sox category. [Taking on smarmy Jeopardy contestant voice] "I'll take 'Sox Talk' for $600, Alex."
Tara:
[Making Jeopardy sounds] Ding, Ding that's the Daily effin' Double, Circle. How much do you wish to wager.
Susan:
Let it ride, Alex, the whole fucking pot Trebech.
Tara:
For $1200 then and the lead: The reason most Red Sox fans cite for wanting to step on the third rail of a Green Line train.
Susan:
What is bases loaded, no outs, and the lame ass hitters go three and out without bringing a single runner home?
Tara:
Sad but, true. Sad but, true. Meanwhile I can't help but wonder …
Susan:
[Interrupting] How many Red Sox fans rooting for this guy it'll take before the critical bad mojo point is reached and he goes down in flames?
Tara:
[Laughs] Well, you know how it goes …
