Ready, Steady, Still in Second

The Red Sox stop their losing skid by beating KC on Saturday and Sunday …

Bill:
Holy Pope on a rope, I'm glad the Red Sox won these last two … I was starting to lose it.

 

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Doug:
I still ache all over with the melody of pain … two guys need to fucking nearly die in order to get an R.B.I. out of Cesar Veni Vedi No Veci Crespo?

 

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Bill:
Hey, Timlin cranked it. When's the last time you've seen him go three studly innings?

 

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Doug:
Game 3 of the last year's division series with Oakland probably … So what the fuck is wrong with Dale Sveum?

 

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Bill:
Last night I dreamt that I pissed on Sveum's head. [Laughs]

 

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Doug:
I know, it's "The Curse of the Retarded Third Base Coaches." Get the freckle assed Curly Haired Boyfriend on the case! [Laughs]

 

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Comments

[Steve Brady]

"two guys need to fucking nearly die in order to get an R.B.I. out of Cesar Veni Vedi No Veci Crespo"

I laughed. Then I cried.

He'd better be the first to go back to Pawtucket. I don't care how many positions he can play.