For the struggling Sox, last night the sinker sank and the bats cranked, leading to an 11-0 win over the Rockies …
So that's what they fucking mean by the thin air at hitter happy Coors! [Laughs] Now I get it.
Better, it looks like Derek Lowe finally gets it again … second straight sensational start … extended his run of scoreless innings to 14 …
Can the Sox float on this momentum from the thin air of Denver to the patchouli soaked air of Barry Bond's San Francisco?
Ah, San Francisco, all those gentle people with flowers in their hair … Birthplace of psychedelic rock, birthplace of the gay bathhouse …
Birthplace of Blogging! [Laughs]
Fuck blogging. The only thing I hate more than blogs are the fucking papuliferous pretensious puffs known as bloggers. [Laughs]
Yeah, nobody reads blogs anymore, they're too popular. [Laughs]
Bill's concluding speech is a reference to Yogi Berra's famous line, "Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's too crowded."