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How Soon Is Now?

No game on Monday, but the Red Sox and fans prepare for the start of interleague play …

Bill:
I fucking love it when asexual [cough] British celebrities famous for being a crybaby dabble in our politics.

 

Doug:
Oh, abso-fucking-lutely! If you can't trust the son and heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar to rock your fucking vote, who can you trust? Besides, the dude's got the sun shining out of his behind [Laughs].

 

Bill:
[mimicking a the Down East accent] Hey, the Sox drafted a Mainah, ayuh? [Laughs]

 

Doug:
Thought the Moneyballers didn't draft high schoolers? Kid must be really something.

 

Bill:
Rumor has it a knee-buckling curveball and a fastball consistently in the mid 90s …

 

Doug:
Skills obviously developed by swatting black flies and mosquitos the size of fucking small birds in that vacationland. [Laughs]

 

Bill:
Fucking Nomar tonight … make that tomorrow night … or the night after that but sometime soon definitely maybe.

 

A short while later …

Doug:
Yo, Bill, I just got a voicemail message saying "The Brewers drafted Rogers, Masshole." [Laughs]

 

Bill:
Yeah, yeah, so I got a little over fucking zealous … Don't those clammah's up theyah evah make a mistake?

 

Doug:
Ayuh, and how's that 200% property tax increase working out for you pine tree yahoos? Good us Massholes buy your fucking overpriced lobstahs or there'd be no cash at all in Vacationfuckland. [Laughs]

 

Comments

The Brewers drafted Rogers, Masshole.

The Brewers drafted Rogers, Masshole.

The unfortunate error has been corrected. Thanks for pointing it out. My masshole is feeling better already.

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