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Are you obsessed?

The Red Sox come off a discouraging 2 and 4 road trip …

Mike:
Happy Fucking Summah. How's that solstice shit working out for you?

 

Doug:
You kidding me? I love the longest day of the mofo year. All that light bringing everything into a curious sharp focus …

 

Mike:
Looks like that douche bag ump Holbrook was blinded by the light.

 

Doug:
The calliope crashed to the ground. The calliope crashed to the ground. [Laughs]

 

Mike:
A 2 and 4 road trip is not what one would call being revved up like a motherfucking deuce.

 

Doug:
Two and four don't getcha banging on the Yankees' door.

 

Mike:
What are you obsessed by the Yankees or something? [Laughs] Haven't you heard, "Real Red Sox fans are sick and tired of this obsession with the Yankees … It's cheap and low-rent and makes us look like idiots."

 

Doug:
Jeez, didn't Silva get the politically correct memo? You're not supposed to disparage the poor and the mentally challenged in public. For fuck's sake, is he retarded or something? [Laughs]

 

Mike:
No, shit. His new bosses at Boston.com are gonna love that fucking shit. [Laughs]

 

Doug:
Hey, I'm just glad as a motherfucker that I've graduated from our company's cocksucking sensitivity training seminar and learned to tone it the fuck down, learned to be mindful of the feelings of others. You want a sensitive, empowering, respectful work place? I am your bitch. [Laughs]

 

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