The Red Sox return to Fenway for a 6 game home stand …
Susan/Circle:
If the Red Sox don't kick some mofo ass in their own crib, I'll dye my hair another color and start dressing like a dyke.
Mike:
Me too! I'll get a crew cut. [Laughs]
Susan/Circle:
And while we play the AL Central leading Twinkies, guess who the team who cannot be named is playing?
Mike:
Oh, for fuck's sake don't tell me it's that triple A team from the Crab City again?
Susan/Circle:
None other. The teabaggers are oh-for-the-season against the carpet bombers. Oh, but good ol' Yankee in disguise
Mazzilli still believes in them.
Mike:
Evidently the Orioles front office haven't thrown in the towel either as
they just traded Pedro's cousin for Grimsley.
Susan/Circle:
Whoo hoo. I'm sure A-Fraud is shaking in his spikes. [Laughs]
Mike:
Honest question: As a chick, do you think A-Rod is hot?
Susan/Circle:
Let's put it this way. I wouldn't suck his lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in his balls.
