We're in first place!
The Red Sox lose their fourth straight game …
Bill:
I sure as fuck am glad the Red Sox are playing the weak teams.
Doug:
Yeah, I fucking love how many games they're gaining on the Yankees. Cowboy Fucking Up!
Bill:
Right. I'm pissing my pants with happiness that our boy genius GM has created an offensive juggernaut in Pokey fucking Reese and Cesar ohmigod Crespo.
Doug:
No, shit, there's nothing I love more than guys who can get on base. I wank off thinking about OBP and stranding 13 runners one night and 8 runners the next night. Whoo fucking hoo, that's Moneyball baby!
Bill:
I am so down with that Bill James shit. I'm going to get a tat across my ass saying "SABR Lives!" How's that fucking 11th place in slugging percentage working out for you?
Doug:
I can't fucking wait to spread my seed and drop some kids on this great baseball city so I can sign their asses up for "Kid Nation"!
Bill:
Yeah, drink up your Hood milk you pint sized diehard sonzabitches and then I'll give you something to cry about: Bill Mueller.
Doug:
We still believe! Oh, yeah, I love blind faith. Sign me the fuck up.
Bill:
Of course you do. You're a martyr and can't wait for your reward of 72 bags of peanuts in heaven.
Doug:
Abso-fucking-lutely. Can't wait 'til tonight to beat up again on the rinky dinky cellar dwellers!
LET'S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Posted by: Matt | 2004.05.04 at 04:08 PM
Let's go Jeter: .181 1HR 7RBI
Posted by: h.b. | 2004.05.04 at 04:16 PM
Hey, congrats...you have your first MFY-fan troll! You've arrived!
Posted by: AJM | 2004.05.04 at 11:02 PM
This is hilarious. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Jeff | 2004.05.05 at 01:35 AM