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Texas Two Step

The Red Sox are swept by the Rangers …

Doug:
All my ex's live in Texas.

 

Mike:
Is the offense dead or just hangin' its hat in Tennessee? Either way this morning I'm as heartbroken as Willie Nelson after meeting with the IRS.

 

Doug:
My achy breaky heart. And my hangover. I feel like shit. Fuck this is a country song I'm living in.

 

Mike:
Nothing good ever comes from playing there. I dread seeing T-E-X coming up on the Sox schedule.

 

Doug:
Highlight of my weekend was seeing the Wonkette on CNN.

 

Mike:
Yeah, I caught a piece of that. Hard to believe a chick who comes across on TV like a sweet girl next door type, like she's about to hand you some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies or a hot apple pie is the same chick who sprinkles her blog posts with ass fucking references.

 

Doug:
She is a resolute dissonance. A divergence from the expectable. Ideas protrude …

 

Comments

Hey, as long as we keep sweeping two teams for every team that sweeps us, we'll be fine, right?

I KNEW you were going to comment on Wonkette's CNN appearance!

How couldn't I? (We are her bitches.)

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