Texas Two Step
The Red Sox are swept by the Rangers …
Doug:
All my ex's live in Texas.
Mike:
Is the offense dead or just hangin' its hat in Tennessee? Either way this morning I'm as heartbroken as Willie Nelson after meeting with the IRS.
Doug:
My achy breaky heart. And my hangover. I feel like shit. Fuck this is a country song I'm living in.
Mike:
Nothing good ever comes from playing there. I dread seeing T-E-X coming up on the Sox schedule.
Doug:
Highlight of my weekend was seeing the Wonkette on CNN.
Mike:
Yeah, I caught a piece of that. Hard to believe a chick who comes across on TV like a sweet girl next door type, like she's about to hand you some fresh baked chocolate chip cookies or a hot apple pie is the same chick who sprinkles her blog posts with ass fucking references.
Doug:
She is a resolute dissonance. A divergence from the expectable. Ideas protrude …
Hey, as long as we keep sweeping two teams for every team that sweeps us, we'll be fine, right?
Posted by: Steve Brady | 2004.05.03 at 10:53 AM
I KNEW you were going to comment on Wonkette's CNN appearance!
Posted by: AJM | 2004.05.03 at 12:25 PM
How couldn't I? (We are her bitches.)
Posted by: h.b. | 2004.05.03 at 08:18 PM