Freak Accidents b/w You Are My Sunshine

Another for the "only in Boston" case files…

Mike:
Circs, did hear what happened to first base coach Lynn Jones?

 

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Susan/Circle:
Yeah, the screwdriver in the eye while trying to repair his water softener. Talk about your freak accidents.

 

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Mike:
[Feigning a suspicious tone] Well, that's what they're calling it. Maybe he was so distraught over the lousy play during the 5 game skid that he pulled an Oedipus.

 

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Susan/Circle:
"No more shall ye behold such sights of woe, deeds I have suffered and myself have wrought …"?

 

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Mike:
Exactly. "Dark, dark! The horror of darkness, like a shroud, wraps me and bears me on through mist and cloud."

 

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Susan/Circle:
In all seriousness, I really hope he's OK.

 

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Mike:
Ditto. After all, without sight, one could never behold the beauty of the young Johnny Damon doll. [Laughs] Press his Red Heart and He will sing "You Are My Sunshine."

 

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Susan/Circle:
I so want that headband.

 

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Comments

[alicia]

that was very gay and corny; not to mention boring, who ever writes this stuff, needs to GET A REA: JOB, or at least learn how to write FUNNY jokes