The Red Sox sweep a 3 game weekend series with the Blue Jays …
Bill:
Pass the mustard, cuz we're on a roll!
Doug:
Defense is solidifying. Offense now with an OPS 3rd overall. Fuck even Sopranos was its old good self last night!
Bill:
Absolutely. I knew Adriana was so dead once I saw she'd be starring on the Joey crapfest in the fall, still it surprised the piss out of me when I realized what Sal was up to all driving her skanky ass out in the woods.
Doug:
Love violence on TV. Love a sweep Toronto weekend. Love the Tizzle.
Bill:
Didya see John Kerry was at the game?
Doug:
Yeah, and he says, the Red Sox World Series chances are as good as his chances to be the next President.
Bill:
Jeez, talk about your fucking curses! [Laughs] So far Kerry's campaign has been about as effective as Derek Jeter's .190 BA.
Doug:
Unlike POTUS, though, dude can ride the fuck out of a bike. [Laughs]
Bill:
Yeah, my Irish Catholic bro's got a mofo lock on the all important skinny guys with shaved legs wearing bright lycra voting block. [Laughs]
Doug:
Let's see …NASCAR voting block versus skinny guys on bikes voting block … Whoo hoo! We're going to the World Series with JFK 2! Can't fucking wait for that shit. [Laughs]
