As the rain abates …
Ponson is dishing it, saying, "Let them keep thinking about it. We'll beat them [Thursday]. If their players are thinking about the series against the Yankees instead of about us, they think we're a walk in the park for them… We'll give them a rude awakening."
Oh, Sidney, I'm so scared … Why do I get the impression Ponson is thinking more about his next meal than he is pitching?
Six one and 264 pounds. He's one Fat Bastard.
[Making a P.A. Sound] Attention Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, a friendly Fenway reminder: For your own safety, please, Don't let Orioles pitcher Sydney Ponson see your babies.
[Laughs] Baby, the other-other white meat. Baby, it's what's for dinner at Chez Ponson.